Strike-hit staff competing over bullshit journey tales

BULLSHIT tales about epic commutes throughout strikes are spiralling uncontrolled, it has emerged.

As one other Southern Rail strike follows yesterday’s tube strike, staff are spending their prolonged journey time pondering up heroic commuting tales to outdo colleagues.

Emma Bradford mentioned: “I often get the tube from Leyton to Liverpool Road, which was really fairly simply navigated with a bus and a half hour stroll as an alternative.

“There wasn’t sufficient struggling in that although, so I snapped the heel off considered one of my footwear and rubbed my face on the aspect of the bus to make me look a bit extra like I used to be coming back from some kind of legendary quest.

“Everybody was actually impressed with me till Neil from HR turned up soaking moist and mentioned he’d swam throughout the Thames simply so he might make it in on time.

“I’m fairly positive he simply ran by way of the bathe within the gymnasium downstairs, however I didn’t need to appear to be a sore loser.”

Accountant Wayne Hayes mentioned: “I rode a horse to work right now, nevertheless it broke a leg when it obtained spooked by a wild puma.

“Then a bear appeared and I hit it over the pinnacle with my laptop computer, after which it revered me and have become my pet.”