Scotland to expertise first-ever bout of snow

SCOTLAND is making ready to expertise dangerous climate for the primary time in its historical past.

The tropical paradise, whose title means ‘Sunny Place’ in Historic Greek, is to be hit by an arctic blast later this week which may deliver snow and different previously-unseen hostile climate circumstances.

First minister Nicola Sturgeon stated: “For hundreds of years our nation has been a haven of cloudless blue skies and unbroken sunshine, the place peace-loving locals sit gazing over flawless seashore sunsets and sipping from native coconuts.

“Lastly, it appears, that bliss is to be shattered. Issues known as ‘snow’, ‘rain’ and ‘wind’, beforehand unknown to us, will  sweep our utopian land.

“It’s potential we could even require waterproof outer clothes often known as ‘coats’.”

Glasgow resident Nathan Muir stated: “I’ve by no means seen a cloud. What does it seem like?

“I fear that these new kinds of disagreeable climate could have some impact on the nationwide psyche, altering us from upbeat and easy-going to considerably maudlin and vulnerable to battle.”